The Mini Countryman S has a turbocharged 2.0-litre four-cylinder engine, a seven-speed dual-clutch automatic transmission (DCT), and standard all-wheel drive (AWD). The engine generates 241 horsepower between 4,500 rpm and 6,500 rpm and 295 pound-feet of torque from 1,500 rpm to 4,000 rpm. Mini claims it will accelerate to 100 km/h in roughly 6.4 seconds and offers a maximum towing capacity of 1,587 kilograms (3,500 pounds).
Using a toggle switch on the dashboard, you can choose from different Mini Experiences. They alter the artificial engine sound piped in through the speakers, may adjust the Countryman’s driving dynamics, and they customize the look of the round 9.4-inch touchscreen in the centre of the dashboard. Our test vehicle defaulted to the Core mode with each restart, which is the most like a Normal mode. We also used Go Kart when driving the Countryman with enthusiasm in the mountains.
If this all sounds good on paper, be warned that the Countryman lacks refinement. Our test vehicle arrived with the automatic engine stop/start and automatic brake hold features activated. So, each time we released the brake pedal to accelerate from a stop, the engine needed to shudder to life, the DCT needed to engage first gear, the accelerator input needed to override the automatic brake hold, and the turbo needed to spool enough to start delivering torque. So, not smooth.
Fortunately, you can turn off the engine stop/start and auto-hold functions. Unfortunately, you must remember to press the left-most button under the transmission gear selector and enter the Drivetrain & Chassis menu to deactivate them. Doing so helps to make the Countryman feel more refined, but there’s no avoiding the DCT’s occasionally clunky shifting, partly because paddle shifters are mystifyingly absent (though they’re equipped on JCW models). We don’t mind it because we understand why DCTs behave that way, but a typical consumer might find it irritating.
Zippy is a good way to describe the Countryman S. This spry SUV is quick and nimble, and in Go Kart mode with the optional adaptive suspension and bigger 20-inch wheels with summer performance tires, it is a blast to drive on the right kind of road. It also effortlessly cruises at extra-legal speeds, making the head-up display and the speed warning function especially helpful.
When you’re not ripping down a winding road in this little guy, it’s best to think of its driving dynamics as boisterous, like an unruly but still lovable kid who misbehaves in public. Like that child’s behaviour, the Mini’s overall lack of powertrain refinement, noise isolation, and ride compliance will get old, fast. Our Countryman test vehicle felt brittle and choppy on anything but smooth pavement, and road noise was a near-constant companion. On some highways, the Countryman bobs and wiggles more than a kindergartener in a bouncy house.
Also, the steering has an on-centre dead spot. Off-centre, while it’s reasonably quick to respond, it’s not crisp and doesn’t feel precise. The steering wheel itself is outstanding, but what it’s connected to is unrewarding and erodes driver confidence. The brakes are also problematic. They exhibit touchy response and inconsistent feel at all times, making them hard to modulate.
Still, despite all that, there is genuine fun to be had in a Countryman S. As for fuel economy, well, it should be better. The official estimate is 8.7 litres per 100 kilometres in combined driving, but our test vehicle returned 9.6 L/100 km, driven mostly in Core mode with Go Kart active for fun on mountain roads.