Used 1979 Reliant Robin for Sale Nationwide

This Car Has Not Got 4 Wheels. Isn't That Brilliant? If You Were Going To Make A Car, You'd Give It 4 Wheels, Right. Thats Why You'll Become Nothing. And This Car Will Live On. It Will Never Break Down. Because There Is Multiple Laws (Including Physics, The Genova Convention(s) And The Chuck Norris Law) That State "Thou With Three Wheels. Shall Drive Undisturbed". The Reliant Robins "Lack" (Or Blessing) Of Only Having Three Wheels Means The Power To Weight Ratio Is Greater Than Chuck Norris/Nerd Ratio. Surprisingly. This Car Weighs Only What You Way. So Skinny Kids Can Hit 0-60 In..... 0.53 Seconds. While A Fat Kid Can Do 0.57 Seconds. This Car Can't Break Down. It's Indestructable. This Car Has The Cuteness Factor Of A Anime Character While Maintaining The "Soviet Flag Of Mother Russia" Imprinted Upon It's Rooof. This Car Can Dissapear And Produces -1000KG In Carbon Emissions A Year. It Refuels Itself On Love And Elf Pixie Dust And All You Need Is "The Allen Key Of The Dwarf King" To Solve All Problems This Car Is The Best Car To Drive Ever. But To Unlock It's Beauty. You Must Pay Half Your Remaining Life Span To The Devil.

0-60 in 30 Minutes (once)

powerful machine lol